Christmas Blow Out 2010
Christmas: Shoctopus Style
Shoctopus rocked the roof off Fibbers Rock Bar for their Christmas Blow Out. The night featured some awesome music from Shoctopus and the legendary Mitzi Turbo, a special appearance by Bad Santa and Miss Santa Claws, some explosive Shoctails, presents from Santa for the fans and a general state of drunken debauchery and lechery. The good thing is, we have the photographs to prove it!!
If anyone wants the photograph removed from this page we need a damn good reason, like you are under witness protection or "My mother might see what I was up to", a payment of €10 000 in unmarked bills and a letter from your doctor.
The cause of most of the mayhem on the night!!
The Christams Fairy announces the start of the festivities. The incredible Geo Show!!
Bad Santa gets into the Heavy Metal mood!
Bad Santa trying his best to behave.
Miss Santa Claws, where is that hand going??
Miss Santa abuses fan, who is obviously not enjoying the abuse!
Time for Bad Santa to fuel up.
Getting heavy with Santa, not quite the tradional Christmas Santa...
Getting a leg over on Santa!
Threesome with Santa and the missus...
Some people are so well behaved and mannerly. Hopefully this shameful state won't last.
Still far to well behaved...
Now that's more like it.
Miss Santa wants to know: "Why are you sitting on his lap?"
That grin looks purely evil. Just the way Miss Claws likes it...
Do we really want to know what is being whispered?
Mitzi Turbo gets their payment for the nights entertainment!
A little bit of tongue from Santa? Bet you never saw that coming...
Santa inspects the cleavage with a little help from Miss Claws.
From his expression, we doubt that Santa is just taking a nap...
Come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas...
"You want to do what????"
Santa searches for his contact lens.
Seems like searching for lost contact lenses is contagious...
Smile now, you won't be smiling when Bad Santa let's off that stinker he is working on...
Santa is tired... Just let him rest his head for a while...
Santa gets a helping hand from an evil elf...
Santa is not impressed when other people look a lot cooler than he does.
The rocker version of the 'V for Victpry' sign, apparently, and not a lewd suggestion...
Sitting on Santa's lap has never been this good before...
A tender moment. Santa abuses the staff.
Miss Santa distracts the boyfriend with a breast, so Santa can have a quick nibble...
Santa looking pleased as punch. He must have been a good boy this year...
A really good boy...
There is, apparently, a really good explanation of what Miss Santa is doing in this picture...
Miss Claws inspects the merchandise.
Christmas is a lot more fun now than it was when you were seven years old, isn't it?
Santa has lost his other contact lens.
"Listen closely, you can hear my heartbeat."
The management abuses the staff doggy-style. Charges of sexual harrassment are pending...
Santa whispers sweet nothings in the ear. No tongue, we assure you...
Her hand is on her lap. Promise!
Santa is not impressed, but Miss Claws is loving it...
Santa rests his weary head. He was awfully tired. Really...
Santa gets his thanks for the presents. Among the presents were some much needed pregancy tests...
A Santa sandwich!
Shoctostyle!! The band have been very good this year. Miss Claws sems a bit concerned though...
Santa stares in disbelief. What is Geo doing over there? Is that legal?
Miss Claws could not explain exactly where she was trying to put that present...
We tried hard to come up with a caption for this picture. But some things cannot be put into words...
Miss Claws is always abreast of the situation...
Miss Claws accepts a ride back to Lapland. I said Lapland, not Lapdance... preverts...
Santa gets thanks for the lovely presents...
We had a good caption for this picture, but we couldn't print it on a family friendly website...
After Santa departs, it's time for ROCK 'n' ROLL!!!
It all started off as a regular show... no hint of the mayhem to follow...
It's just some good rocking...
And who cares if the equipment is smoking and about to catch fire...
Suddenly, due to load noise levels, all colour was drained from the rest of the show...
High notes? No problem. Come on up and get some...
Suddenly, Cousin It and two distant relatives make a surprise guest appearance...
John suddenly realises he took a wrong turn on the way to the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting...
"Your hair is lovely, what do you use, Pantene Pro-V?"
Things are still pretty normal at this point, the calm before the storm.
The legendary Anna is still selling loads of T-shirts and CD's...
The barmen are trying to keep up with the demand for Shoctails..
Ripper realises he has been caught out miming to the drum machine...
And the Shoctoposse are slowly getting into the mood of things...
Tank fondles his bass. This method of playing is illegal in seven counties...
Stavis gets some help from Mitzi Turbo...
And then... the rock 'n' roll show takes a turn and becomes a legendary show...
The winner of the "Confused Rocker Face Competition" poses with the two runners-up...
And sometimes you just need to let it all out...
... and the Shoctoposse hold an imprompto election. Shoctopus are elected as the new government of Ireland.
Well, that was the plan before the encores and all the extra songs...
The photographer never quits, despite being far too wasted to stand any longer...
Stage? We got a pool table and a bar counter, who needs a stage? The show switches into high gear...
Moshpit!! The Shoctoposse practice the tango at 145 beats per minute...
Despite his best attempts at camouflage, the manager of Shoctopus cannot hide as he surveys the ruins of Fibbers Rock Bar...
We don't know what it means, but it seems like a good ending to the night...
